Here are some reasons why I’m not texting you back.
Maybe the truth hurts, or maybe we’ve simply been texting for too long. Either way, I’m getting bored. We haven’t met yet and you’ve never bought me pizza.
2. You said “your cute” instead of “you’re cute” in a text message.
Twice. Sorry, this is now a deal breaker for me.
3. My new Tinder crush just messaged me.
Or someone else really important, I swear.
4. You only call or text me when you’re drinking or drunk.
Gee, I wonder why I only hear from you between the hours of 6:00pm and 4:00am? See ya.
5. You messaged me “Hey.”
Or something boring like “Sup” at least 3 times in a row. Really? Be a little more creative.
6. You just snapchatted my roommate.
Yeah; it was awkward.
7. You sent a dick pic.
Gentlemen, please stop sending dick pics within a day of talking to me as it is not arousing, but extremely creepy. However, my friends and I do get a good laugh at it!